i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
