I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
