: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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