I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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