she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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