we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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