the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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