is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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