Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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