real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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