I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
