Someone shit on the floor
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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