fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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