You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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