just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yo dont text me then not text me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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