i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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