I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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