she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
