Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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