He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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