talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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