WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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