so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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