My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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