I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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