: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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