did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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