i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
