she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Randomize
