seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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