Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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