normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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