I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize