I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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