on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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