I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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