You work out of a Hotel?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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