Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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