i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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