we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Randomize