Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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