Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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