the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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