so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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