i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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