they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
A+ Viking dick
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
