the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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