Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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