Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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