My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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