woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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