He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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