yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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