i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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