I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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