I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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